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Is just SUCH an attention hog.
Is sooo fake.
Smokes.
Always outperforms me on tests.
Gets really aggro in RPGs and then blames it on his/her character.
Pretends she's really into Paris Hilton as some kind of academic "statement," which she of course can't articulate, because I think she actually IS just into Paris Hilton. [shudder].
Exhibits traits of borderline personality disorder, and we all know how high the comorbidity rate is for passive aggressive behaviors.
Everyone in our department is really nice, actually!

Pictures of me and my friends partying.
Nutritional information.
Pics of my nieces and nephews and cousins and the kids from my neighborhood that I used to babysit.
Bacteria, probably.
Interesting clippings from the paper about newly released studies.
Pictures of me and my friends smiling with our arms around each other on top of mountains we climbed.
Flyers, magnetic poetry, and found polaroids.
For some reason, a lot of pictures from Halloween.

They chose it for me when I was three.
They're so relieved I'm in college.
It's what I want and they support me.
Interesting. Why do you ask about my parents?
They were scared I wouldn't have something to fall back on if the NBA doesn't work out.
My parents love my choice of major? That's news to me.
They just love to see me shine.
You can "love" a choice of major? Weird.

They're disconcerted that I can read their minds.
The caffeine benders can be... instrusive.
They're just jealous.
They say they're sick of the Rent soundtrack! WHO GETS SICK OF RENT? Weirdos.
99% of my DVD collection has subtitles.
I'm always telling them what those balogna sandwiches are doing to their colons.
I'm too reasonable to participate in their little dramas and it frustrates them.
I'm always shouting out the answer before they can figure it out.