Posted 11/21/2008
Courtesy of my beloved TiVo, Holly J sells out model Power Squadder, Mia! But at what cost? Now, I may be guilty of online gossiping, but I would NEVER go out of my way to ruin a fellow Power Squadder's life on broadcast television. Wonder what her sweetie Petey thinks of her now???
Remember, if you have the good goss (especially pics and vids!) about something going on at DCS, send it to antigrapevine@gmail.com.
Your one and only,
The Anti-Grapevine
Posted 11/21/2008
Selam Degrassi-lings!
Question: why does Holly J hate Mia so much? Sure, she's hot. And a model. And dating Peter. And captain of the Power Squad.
Oh.
But still, telling people Mia was involved in "wild sex parties" was a little O.T.T., don't you think? Or have you done worse after a bite from that green-eyed monster called jealousy? If you have, do tell. Oh, and if anyone knows that Parisian diet Heather shared with Holly J, send it my way. If it includes brie, baguette, and chocolat, I'm so in. If not, forget it.
Word on the street is that the St??dz recorded a new track and it's bangin'. Peter wrote it. Have you heard it? Here:
Why so angry, Petey? But, I wouldn't hit skip if it popped up on a playlist. What do you think?
Last but not least, what's Mrs. H doing back? Did she come back to check on her little darling? I mean Peter, not Mr. Simpson (that's been over for ages). And more importantly, when is she coming back for good? The Shep may be less uptight, but he's letting jocks rule the school and the stench of sweaty gym socks is starting to get to me.
On a less smelly note, I'm soooooo excited for the Sweetheart Dance next week. I got myself a date and he's keeyute. Wonder who's gonna show up with who? So much can change in a week. I'll be back next time with the low down, so be sure to send any hot goss to antigrapevine@gmail.com.
I'm off for a café-au-lait and a Little School Boy Biscuit. Have an éclair for me!
Your one and only,
The Anti-Grapevine.
Posted 11/14/2008
Wassup Degrassi!
Time for a scary story:
It was a dark and stormy night...
(Calm down, there's gossip AFTER the scary story! Wait for it!)
It was a dark and stormy night on... the school ecology trip...
(I know, I thought it sounded lame, too, until I realized the chaperones would pass out at like 10:30 and we could basically have a giant party in the woods... which we did!)
It was a dark and stormy night on the school ecology trip... and monsters descended on the camp...
(Okay, fine, not "monsters" exactly, but...)
At midnight most of us were hanging out at a tent party and we heard "Snake, Snake!" and a bunch of noise, so we rushed out, expecting to see Mr. "Snake" Simpson in trouble.
Instead, everyone's favourite St??d, Sav Bhandari, stumbled shirtless (ahem) out of his tent, followed closely by his power-squad girlfriend Anya (ahem ahem). Ahem. But wait, it gets better! (When Sav and Anya getting it on in the woods isn't even the most shocking thing that happened, you know it's official that ecology trips are the bomb.) Get this:
Little Bhandari - Sav's cute, teeny tiny, innocent, niner sister - came out of a tent, followed by... Johnny freaking DiMarco!!! I know!!! What is he doing? Someone give that girl a hug, and then build a DiMarco-proof fence around her, please!
Eventually, Mr. Simpson ran out in his pajamas (ew) and broke it up, but omg! Oh, and the snake in question? An actual snake that slithered through a tent. My only question: whose girly voice was yelling "Snake" in the first place: Sav? Anya? Alli? Dirtbag DiMarco? If anyone finds out, let me know.
M.I.A. on the trip was Holly J. Wonder why? She never misses a school outing. It's always an opportunity for her to launch a new occasion-appropriate wardrobe. I hate to say this but I nearly missed her catty comments. Always adds drama.
Oh and my contact at Smithdale says Emma and Manny are fighting over a boy... AGAIN. Wonder who the (un)lucky guy is? I'll get on it, right now. As always, if you see or hear anything, don't hesitate to spread the goss to antigrapevine@gmail.com!
Your one and only,
The Anti-Grapevine.
Posted 11/07/2008
Check out the good vibrations spreading through the brainiac math class (courtesy of a niner tipster.) I almost wish I was held back a couple of years. If robots were really made out of these parts like Alli says, I would've joined the geek squad way sooner! xD
Remember, if you have the good goss (especially pics and vids!) about something going on at DCS, send it to antigrapevine@gmail.com.
Your one and only,
The Anti-Grapevine
Posted 11/07/2008
Geia sou Degrassi-lings!
Did you miss me? Soooooooo much has happened since we last chatted.
New Couple Alert!!!
First of all, I think I can see where those Peter rumors from last week started: anyone notice that Peter and Riley have been... bonding a lot recently? You don't think...? I mean, they couldn't be, could they? Noooo. I think if anything, they're just bromantically involved. 'Cause Peter hearts Mia, right? OMG, do you think she's just his beard? The school's hot, 'experienced' model, she'd be such a perfect decoy.
No, never mind, there's no way, because Riley is... Riley. So, so very Riley. Helloooo Riley, if you're reading.
Speaking of "experienced" Mia, how many boys will she "experience" this year? It's week five and she's already on number #2 (#3 if you buy that Tom Blake rumor, which is still unconfirmed). If Mia doesn't chill, she'll be dating grade nines by the end of the year. Mia, honey, if you're reading this, remember, quality not quantity.
Off the top of my head, here's a list of Mia's exes and current:
LUCASDid I miss anyone? Has anyone at Degrassi had so many boyfriends? I mean since Manny Santos graduated?
Also, anyone notice a purple vibrator floating around school? First, those niner girls had it. Then, I saw Jane holding it (which frankly surprises me because she's dating Spinner). And last but not least, I saw that Shep had "confiscated" it in his office. I'm sure he's just going to toss it out, right? Right????
Oh, and did anyone catch Little Edwards standing up to Holly J? That was AAAAMAZING!!! She was all "masturbation is normal" and Holly J was all "gah, bah, I..." Tell it, Little Edwards! Do you guys agree with the L.E.? Do you?????
Speaking of niners, spotted Sav's little sister making googly eyes at Johnny Di Marco. I nearly fell off my chair. Someone warn her that boy is no good at all.
That's it for today, kids. As always, if you see or hear anything, don't hesitate to spread the goss to antigrapevine@gmail.com as always! There's a chance I might not have even heard about it yet! A very small chance, but a chance.
Your one and only,
The Anti-Grapevine.
Posted 10/31/2008
This week I've got help harvesting DCS's cornucopia of rumors, whispers, and intelligence-gathering, from a bunch of busybodies possibly even nosier than myself. (And if YOU have the good goss (especially pics and vids!) about something going on at DCS, send it to antigrapevine@gmail.com as always!)
An anonymous tipster writes:
I heard a rumor that Peter might be gay, any background on that?
\m/(>.<)\m/
keep on rockin!
This rumor does seem to be picking up scandalous momentum... the halls and comments are abuzz. BUT: yours truly has nothing but secondhand dirt to go on, and being the serious journalist that I am (cough), I require two or more direct sources... or video. Anyone got any? And is Peter by any chance shirtless in any of said video?
Un-anonymous commenter Joy says: "Ok Mia is trippin'. Darcy and Peter aren't even officially broken up yet and she's already making moves, which is just dirty. But just because Peter's cute doesn't excuse what he did, so Darcy needs 2 jump on a plane back to Degrassi and beat them both down."
Ooooh, come to think of it, it's been a while since the hallowed halls of DCS were graced with a claws-out, hair-pulling, skankpuppet catfight! Rawr! Panther vs. Panther... Girl Gone Wild vs. Babe Gone Bananas! I'm SO with you. Though... Darcy probably doesn't have Anti-Grapevine access to learn of our bloodlust (or Peter's bobo betrayal), since Darcy probably doesn't have ready access to toilet paper at the mo'. But hope springs eternal! Close your eyes and wish real hard, Panthers!
And another anonymous tipster dishes:
"Is it me or is Holly J a little eager to lose her V-card. I mean making a list. Can we say obsessed? And I may have been the only one to see the list, but among the (unlucky) boys listed was Sav. Does she not realize that Sav is dating Anya? Or is them dating just an illusion to her."
An illusion, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a when-has-Holly-J-EVER-cared-who-she-stepped-on? Amen, tipster.
And, same tipster says:
"Danny and Derrick have officially received their hot cards. Can you say puberty? Summertime did them VERY well. Hot points went up a complete 75 so this gives them 100. They look like total boyfriend material. The only problem is that Derrick needs a little sensitivity training. I mean he may be super hot but his newfound attitude is not gonna get him anywhere."
Seriously, which Degrassi-ette is going to get on that Danny wagon and when? So far he has not responded to my stalking attempts, but someone out there has got to appreciate him more than the possibly brain-damaged Mia did. Derrick on the other hand... puberty has indeed been kind to him, but ugly is as ugly does... maybe he can hook up with the next hot girl that goes into a downward spiral and be the Vice Peter.
Until next time: love, peace and gossip, Degrassi-lings!
Your one and only,
The Anti-Grapevine.
Posted 10/24/2008
Ni Hao Degrassi-lings!
I need your help cuz I'm a little confused... Is our school the set for the latest edition of Girls Gone Wild? (I wouldn't put it past The Shep...) And if not, why are Degrassi's prissiest girls suddenly going bananananas?
** LOST: TWO V-CARDS
Did Anya and Sav seal the deal or not? Sources say yes. Anya says no. Who should we trust? If you did the deed with your bf, would you shout it to the world or keep it friends-only? Personally, I don't kiss and tell. Except of course, when other people are kissing, in which case I'm more than happy to share details.
** FOUND: ONE HOT PLAYA
How did I miss this piping hot specimen of junior boy roaming the halls of Degrassi -- this boy they call Blue? Rumour has it, Holly J got to know him (maybe even in the Biblical sense?) during an after school study session in the art room. (I.e., be careful before setting any sandwiches down on any art room surfaces.) So is it L.U.V.? Or just lust? And more importantly, does this mean Blue is off the market? Because if so, no fair.
** LOST: CONTENTS OF ONE STOMACH
To be returned to Liberty Van Zandt
That's right Degrassi-lings. One of my Smithdale contacts reports that former good girl, Liberty Van Zandt, imbibed a little too much at a frat party. And then, true story, my girl ran naked through campus like she was Will Ferrell. My question? What. The. Hello?? Do all good girls lose their minds eventually? Are their ponytail holders pulled back so tight they eventually cause brain damage? Let me know and you win this week's oh-so-valuable prize ??? my love and respect.
Also, word on the street, is that the sorority Liberty pledged is a bunch of lame. Turns out, they only wanted a token "girl of color," and the LVZ is no one's token. Kudos to Liberty for standing on her own feet and telling those girls to bite it. Hope that sorority loses all its funding!!! Agreed?
Noticed... A new couple has been spotted around campus... Peter & Riley. Think Mia has any reason to be jealous of her boyfriend's new BFF?
That's all for this week, kids. Remember, you heard it here first.
Remember, if you have the good goss (especially pics and vids!) about something going on at DCS, send it to antigrapevine@gmail.com.
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The Anti-Grapevine.
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