Quizzes

That's nice and all, but combustion engines are filthy. I'll ride my bike. Or, um, get a ride in someone else's filthy combustion engine.
I think I'll save $750, and try to sweet talk him into something a little more, how can I say this, New.
I think I'll wait until he gets a little more reasonable and agrees to pay for the whole thing. What does he think, money grows on trees?
Why bother? Something will go wrong and I won't get the car. Or I'll only be able to afford a beater that dies in like two days.
(sigh) Father.

Think? I know there are. Totally. I saw an actual video of an actual alien autopsy from there.
I kinda doubt it. But if there are, I totally want to meet them.
My cousin totally bought a hamburger from one, once. Swear to God.
What? Aliens? In New Mexico? Are we safe?
What is aliens?

I am so slick. You would never be able to tell. Well, except one of my friends would probably give it away.
Probably uncontrollable giggling.
The shaking and vomiting are usually a dead giveaway.
I would just say so. No point hiding it.
I will crush you.

One where all our shoes would disappear and we would all have to wear like, huge black orthopedic ones.
One that would cause donuts to taste like broccoli.
One that would cause people to stare at me non-stop.
One where our mouths would disappear if we attempted to gossip.
Yah, weirdness.

Shopping. Shoe shopping.
Talking, with friends. Or just to the wall, either way.
My favorite way? Any relaxation at all would be fine with me. Fine and miraculous.
Hmm. My favorite way to relax is "as much and as often as possible."
If we wrestle, I will win.